Last seen heading for the Badlands.
Sir responds to: "God," "Sir," and also massage, damsels in distress, Chinese food and cartoon squirrels.
Sir does not respond to: His full name, pouting, pleading, direct questions, anyone else's time tables or rules.
Reward offered.
If found, please tell Him that His pet says "Me-row," and also that she has been very bad and not at all patient waiting for His return.
And that she loves Him.
And that she hopes He feels better soon.
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Just your average sub story, really.
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